Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

George Bush: Hooked on Foniks

The White House staff released an advance copy of Chimpy's speech to the UN, which contained the phonetic hints for El Disgusto.

Besides giving the 75% of Americans (and 98% of the rest of the world's population) another opportunity to poke fun at him, the sad thing about this speech is that he needed to be given a hint how to pronounce the name of President Sarkozy of France. Sarkozy went to Maine and hung out for the day with Chimpy. Sarkozy is Chimpy's new best friend in Europe.

And he still had to be told how to pronounce his name?
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