Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Enough, Say the Pilots

The pilots are getting tired of being treated like terrorists. At least one Norwegian pilot said "enough" and quit flying. He may be the canary in the mine.

The insanity is obvious. If a pilot was going to carry out a terrorist attack with his airplane, he would not need a weapon to do so.

If you are not convinced of this, go read about Egyptair Flight 990.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Indeed. This is as ridiculous as Emperor Honorious giving in to paranoia about a conspiracy on the part of General Stilicho and ordering Stilicho killed. In actuality no conspiracy was necessary if Stilicho had desired to be emperor, only the order "Forward, MARCH!" issued to the last remaining Roman army, which was under his command. The end result was of course the Visigoth sack of Rome, swiftly followed by many other disasters.

Paranoid bureaucratic nimrods appear to be a constant for any empire, regardless of whether it was the Roman Empire or the American Empire...

- Badtux the Bureaucratic Penguin