Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, October 19, 2007

Martinez Quits as RNC Chief

Mel Martinez resigned as head of the Republican National Committee after ten months on the job. He said that he is quitting because he has achieved his objectives and to spend more time with his constituents.

Yes, indeed. The best time to quit is after the ship has hit the iceberg and before it starts to take on water and sink. If he were a pilot, his checklist might read like this:

Iceberg: RAMMED

Deck Chairs: ARRANGED

Band: TUNED AND READY

Resignation: SUBMITTED

(With help from the flaming liberals on the Mooney Talk List)

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