Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hey, Let's Run "The Yellow Kid!"

With all of the modern, edgy and funny comic strips out there, I don't see why newspapers continue to run "Peanuts."

First off, Charles M. Schultz is dead. Get over it.

Second, these publications are called "newspapers." They aren't "history lessons printed on pulp," they're supposed to print the "news". If it happened before your last deadline, it ain't news, it's history.

If people want to read "Peanuts", direct them to the nearest bookstore or the library. If you are going to run old comics, why don't you just stop paying your editorial cartoonists and run Thomas Nash's old stuff? Or better yet, run Herblock, since his cartoons of Nixon's evil deeds are timely once again.

Ditch "Peanuts."

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