Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Fighting 110th "Gutless Wonders" Division

The House is holding hearings today, grilling Roger Clemens on his alleged use of steroids.

I have no sympathy for Clemens, understand that. But I find it to be thoroughly despicable and beneath contempt that the Congress is so worked up over the use of steroids in baseball, but they cannot find the time or gumption to look into the exhaustive list of crimes perpetrated by the Bush Administration.

Illegal searches, illegal wiretaps, detention without trial and the use of torture: Gooood.

Use of steroids and human growth hormone by a ballplayer: Baaaaaaaad. Igor must punish ballplayer.

Give me a fucking break. Who gives a shit whether Roger Clemens injected steroids, HGH or donkey piss into his ass? Who, for that matter, gives a shit if Bill Belechik stole the signals of another football team? Obviously Congress cares about that. Too bad they don't care about Chimpy's use of the Constitution as a snot rag.

How do you clowns up there manage to look into a mirror without throwing up?

1 comment:

Phil said...

Tell those ignorant fucks that terrorists use steroids, that should have them wetting their pants.

I would personally be so embarrassed if I had to be party to what these clowns do everyday I would resign so fast their heads would spin.
They have no shame , no scruples and no honor.
And they look down their nose at US!!

Bizzaro World.