Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

If I Had Half a Brain in My Head

I'd stay away from writing about religion. I got a little torqued up over the "unchurched" term and I let my offense at the slight inherent in the term turn into a counterattack on religion in general. Which understandably gave some offense to others, including some whom I respect greatly.

I'm sorry, that was not my intent. Either I should have just written about the offense I took from it, without the snarky counterattack, or I should have thought better about it and just shut the frak up.

My apologies.

So, without further ado, we now resume our regularly scheduled discussion about political stupidities.

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