Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 9, 2008

It's Caturday!

7 comments:

Phil said...: Thats a pretty cat.

I guess I'll have to break down and get a picture of my varmint.; 2/09/2008 8:41 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: That's Gracie. Her eyes match her personality; she gets very jealous if she sees me giving attention to my other cats.; 2/09/2008 9:51 PM
LBJ said...: That was my Mom's name. .

I understand the green eyed thing. . I have a serious twing of jealousy going sometimes, though I try to beat it back with a stick.; 2/11/2008 8:19 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Lin, I assume that your mother wasn't named Gracie because she had an older brother named George. For that is how my Gracie got her name.

Funny all of the young`uns who don't get the reference..; 2/11/2008 3:44 PM
Phil said...: You mean, 'Goodnight Gracie'?

Oy, I've done it now, dated myself.
I am, however, at the tail end of the Boomer generation.; 2/11/2008 3:52 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: It's: "Say goodnight, Gracie."

:); 2/11/2008 4:40 PM
Phil said...: Even better,my CRS is getting worse.
Thanks for reminding me of the actual line.; 2/11/2008 4:42 PM