Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Modern Nation of Saudi Arabia

They are getting ready to execute a woman for the crime of witchcraft. Which is something that we stopped doing, oh, three hundred years ago.

Shit likes this makes arguing against the Christianofascist rant of "Islam is a religion of terror" just that much harder. No wonder the House of Saud is so friendly with the House of Bush, they both have the same atrocious public relations skills.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The Christopaths aren't going to say diddly about the Saudis. The Saudis are our friends. It's only those other Muslims who are bad people, you know, like those Eye... eye.. ran eeahns that unlike the Saudis let their women go to school and drive and stuff. That's why a Presidential candidate can sing "Bomb Iran!" and still be considered credible, because see, there's good darkies and bad darkies, and unless you lynch a few of the bad darkies then the good darkies start going bad. Or at least that's what the KKK always said. KKK, Christopaths, Republicans, oh what's the difference...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin