Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Oh, For Crying Out Loud; John McCain Edition

Let me get this up front: Unless there is credible allegations of something else, I Officially Do Not Give a Shit Who John McCain Was Sleeping With.

I. Do. Not. Care.

Unless it came be shown that he was doing a Duke Cunningham, except he was getting paid off in blowjobs instead of with cash and goodies, I don't care. That's between him and his wife and his alleged girlfriend. Unlike Bill Bennett, the national moral scold who made over $200 million in bets in slot machines, I don't know as McCain has ever held himself out to be some sort of hypermoral person.

So far, the story about McCain and his alleged girlfriend do not pass the "so, what" test.

Now if Preznit "19% approval" had been caught in the sack with his girlfriend, that might be a different matter, since Chimpy claims to have high moral standards, at least when he is not raping the Constitution, directing the commission of war crimes or handing over the keys to the Treasury to his golfing buddies.

But that's not the case. At least, not so far.

1 comment:

BobG said...

Have to agree with you; of course I didn't give a damn what Clinton was doing with interns, either. As long as a politician's sex life is not impacting his/her job, it's nobody's business, unless they are doing something illegal, like molesting children.