Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Women's Rights in Iraq

One thing the Baboon King and the First Robot used to talk about was how good Operation Clusterfuck was for the women of Iraq. Four years ago, they were positively giddy on the subject.

Well, once again, reality raises its ugly head. Not that any such inconvenient facts will ever penetrate the Bush Bubble, a land where George Bush is kind and wise and the hosannas of his loyal sycophants fill the ears of the Quarter-Bright Monarch.

(H/T to Echinde of the Snakes)

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