Dana Perino's Impending Surgery

Her nose is getting so long from promulgating lies on behalf of the Bush Administration that she is going to need to have a red warning flag attached to the end of her nose.

"The president welcomes robust and healthy debate," she said.

That's one hell of a whopper of a lie. As far as I know, every Bush Administration insider who has left and written about their experiences has said that Bush equates disagreement with disloyalty. Bush has a well-deserved reputation as being detached from details and being intolerant of anyone expresses any dissent. Unless you work directly for Cheney, you are expected to be a "loyal Bushie", which means doing your best impression of a bobblehead doll.

Bush welcomes "healthy debate" in the same way as you would welcome a root canal without anesthetic.

We would have been better off electing Governor lePetomaine