Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 17, 2008

Oh, and to My Catholic Friends:

Happy Holy Week.

(My grandmother and her siblings are spinning in their graves as I write that, but times change.)
Posted by on or about 07:11

3 comments:

Phil said...

Catholic or no, everyone is an honorary Irishman today.
Bless ya dear, and have a green beer for me, I'm still on the wagon.
AAAAAAAUUUUUGH!

3/17/2008 4:29 PM
Phil said...

Ahh, I missed it completely, I have fallen out of grace so to speak.

3/17/2008 4:31 PM
One Fly said...

Those back in the cornfield would be pissed if they read this.
Not knowing your experience with the Catholic religion myself I've become even less tolerant.

3/17/2008 6:33 PM

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