Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

George Bush and Hillary Clinton

Both of them seem to have the ability to convince themselves of either what happened didn't really happen, or what didn't really happen did happen.

With Clinton, it was the "Bosnian sniper fire" flap.

With Bush, it is his use of cocaine.

Both of them believe their own propaganda. The difference is that Clinton was forced to come to face the truth while nobody has ever been able to penetrate the shield that Bush has erected to wall off reality.

So, anyway, if George Bush is especially susceptible to believing his own propaganda, as Scotty says, then what we should do is make up outrageous stories about him. If he reads them, he might believe he did what the story says.

2 comments:

deadstick said...

If you remember the Sixties...

Earl said...

Mostly we don't want to share our stupid moments, for lots of reasons, most because we have decided they really were stupid.