Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Fox News is 0 for 3

They've had to apologize to Obama three times, now, for the "whitey" slur, the "terrorist fist jab" crack and the "baby momma" insult.

Rupert, just fire everybody (or shoot them, it'd be a net gain to the planet) and close the doors.

(H/T to Balloon Juice)

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Once is a mistake. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

But we already knew that :-(.

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, we knew that. Fox is the enemy. Not just the ally of the GOP, they are the enemy of democracy. Fox News is a network that would be at home in a one-party state, which is why there has never been any pretense towards "fair and balanced," just a wholesale regurgitation of GOP talking points.