Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Could Steve Doocy Be a Bigger Idiot If He Worked At It?

Just watch:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
John McCain Chooses a Running Mate
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This is a VP choice that can really be worked against McCain. It needs to be pointed out that Palin is on the opposite side of every traditional woman's issue. It also needs to be hammered that this an incredible condescending choice, in that McCain is apparently praying that women are so stupid as to vote for anyone who has a vagina.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A new word would have to be invented to convey that kind of idiocy.