Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Dumbass Motherfuckering Moralists

A number of college presidents are finally stepping up to tell an inconvenient truth: Prohibition does not work.

No fucking shit. A decent respect for history would have told you clowns that. (You do have history departments at your schools, right?)

You can raise the drinking age, enact draconian laws, speak at meetings to say how evil Old Demon Rum is and all that and you cannot stop people from drinking. You will never stop people from drinking. Whether it was the Woman's Christian Temperance Union of a century ago or the Mothers Against Drunk Driving (which has morphed into a "no drinking, no place, no time" group), you folks are fighting a lost cause. You can make it harder to drink, but people will drink.

I do not know a single person who waited until the legal drinking age to start consuming alcohol. Not a single fucking person. If you know of anyone who did so for any reason other than religious prohibitions, let me know.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are so stupidly cowed by the panty snifferes and the breath sniffers in this country. Fuck those stupid blue laws, too. I can't buy alcohol on Sunday because why????????

I'm so sick of the stupid concessions we make for such nonsense. I don't see any difference in this kind of thing than I see in making women cover their heads or separating the genders or any of that other religion-based twaddle.

Anonymous said...

Nine times out of ten, the uni doesn;t even punish the person they catch drinking underage. a 10-buck ticket, or a half-hour class...bullshit. EVERYONE drinks.