Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Three Years Ago

John McCain turned 73 yesterday.

On his 70th birthday, John "Sidekick" McCain and the Tsar of the Baboons were doing this:

The folks in New Orleans and along the Gulf Coast had other things on their minds that day:

Chimpy went onto a political fundraiser the next day, where he messed around with his presidential guitar.

While Prezit Oblivious mugged for the cameras, people were drowning and dying in New Orleans:


Two days later, after his aides finally dared to interrupt the good times to tell him that there was bad news in the land, Disgustus Maximus had Air Force One fly over so he could take a look:


Meanwhile, let's not forget that Vice President Voldemort was also on vacation. He did not return to Washington until a full week after Hurricane Katrina came ashore.

And on September 9, 2005, Chimpy told the then-director of FEMA: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

So these clowns want another four years?

Hillary said it best: "No how. No way. No McCain."

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