Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 19, 2008

Explain This One to Me

The reports of Palin's tenure both as governor of Alaska and as mayor of North Bumfuck Wasilla all seem to consistently state that Todd Palin, the "first dude," is deeply involved in the day-to-day operation of Palin's administration. You don't hear a word from the Republicans about it. Not a peep. But when Bill Clinton was the president, man, did those same Republicans scream blue bloody murder at any hint of any Hillary's involvement. And you can bet your ass that if Hillary were president or vice president, that they would have their eyes peeled for any involvement by Bill. So, is there a reason for this other than naked, rampant hypocrisy?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

File under "It's always okay if you're a Republican."

Isn't that sexist? A woman can't shadow govern her husband, but it's okay if her husband shadow governs a woman?

Get Bill O'Reilly on the phone. I understand he's now crusading against sexism.

Comrade Misfit said...

Um, you talk to Billo the Clown. I'd rather shoot myself.