Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

John McCain Invented the Blackberry!

There is as much foundation to saying that as there was to saying "Al Gore invented the Internet."

So spread the word: John McCain invented the Blackberry.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The hilarious thing about that is that the Blackberry is fuggin' CANADIAN. So U.S. telecommunications policy has nothing to do with the Blackberry. So is John McCain Canadian? Or does his spokesman merely think Canada is the 51st state? The stupidity, it burns, it burns!

-- Badtux the High Tech Penguin