Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Divided Government

John McCain has been arguing, recently, that he should be elected in order to prevent one-party rule and preserve divided government. One-party rule, after all, didn't work so well for the first six years of the reign of the Tsar of the Baboons.

Normally, I would be sympathetic to that argument and I might have considered voting for him. But three words are enough to steel my resolve to vote for Barack Obama and those words are:

President Sarah Palin.

Not under any circumstances am I willing to repeat the experience of the past eight years of having a half-bright, incurious, uneducated (regardless of degrees or diplomas) president for whom ideology trumps reality. I am unwilling to have any part of another president for whom science is a mystery and who has no concept of how research is done. And I am totally unwilling to vote in any way for a president or vice-president who thinks that they can have a say in what I do with my own body.

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