Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Justification for Divorce or Maybe Homicide?

A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the ticket for president and vice president.

If I were sitting on the jury after his wife shoots him, I'd vote to acquit under the "Toyota Defense," to give her a commemorative medal and to posthumously give him the Darwin Award.

(Toyota Defense = "He asked for it,he got it.")

(H/T to Balloon Juice)

2 comments:

Fixer said...

Mrs. F woulda killed me.

montag said...

Being a peaceable sort, i would go with divorce, but I suspect she would still have to shoot him to stop the stalking.