Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, January 23, 2009

Call the Waaaabulance for Karl Rove

The dead-enders in the former Bush Administration are upset that President Obama repudiated almost everything that Chimpy did.

I hope they got a ride home from the airport in a waaabulance.



Here's some free advice to the Bushie dead-enders: Toughen up, creampuffs. Your bubble is popped, so take a look around. A large majority of the American people have judged your time in the Administration as an utter failure. The cheering you heard for the last four years was largely orchestrated by the toadies of Fox News.

So here is a cheer for you from the American people:

NA NA NA NA,
NA NA NA NA,
SAY HEY HEY,
GOOD-BYE!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Word!

BadTux said...

I especially liked how the Chimperor's cronies define success as only being struck *twice* by terrorists during the Chimperer's regime (9/11, and the anthrax attacks). Yessiree, he might have let his guard down twice, but didn't let it down the third time!

In other news, America was not attacked by purple elephants during the administration of George W. Bush. Thus the administration of George W. Bush will be judged as a success by history. He successfully defended America from the purple elephant menace.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin