Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

You Would Think I Was Amputating His Feet With a Rusty Saw

for all the fuss George puts up when I clip his claws.

I have never ever clipped them to the quick. I have never drawn blood or otherwise injured him when I have clipped his claws.

But oh, the sheer drama when I have to clip his claws.
Posted by on or about 20:38

3 comments:

exmixer said...

And then there's real drama. Bad mood tonight...

It's the economy

exmixer

1/28/2009 3:41 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Unfortunately, I have known managers who were incompetent enough to suggest to an employee that they shoot themselves. So I believe that happened.

Bad times.

1/28/2009 7:58 AM
exmixer said...

Bad times indeed, and yes, I believe it.

On a much brighter and funny note, Leno had some very funny catz 'n dogz videos on this evening (Wednesday). A quick YouTube search didn't find 'em, but I'm sure they're out there.

exmixer

1/29/2009 12:04 AM

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