Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 27, 2009

Jindal the Liar

Bobby Jindal has admitted that his story about his being in the office of a sheriff during Hurricane Katrina was a lie.

You'd think he would be smart enough to leave "truthiness" to Stephen Colbert, what with Jindal having been a Rhodes Scholar and all of that, but sadly, no.

2 comments:

lahru said...

reading and retention is something that he obviously long on. Common sense, Kinda' short.

Comrade Misfit said...

On "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me," someone pointed out that Jindal delivered his speech as though he was reading "Good Night, Moon."