Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Dithering

As a veteran of the Great Canoe Club, allow me to raise a steady middle finger to all of those people who accused the Navy of "dithering on the high seas" while four pirates were holding Captain Phillips of the M/V Maersk Alabama hostage in a lifeboat.

Captain Phillips is free and well. Three of the pirates are now "good" pirates. The fourth pirate is in custody.

4 comments:

Mark said...

It makes me giggle.

Tango: "We want two million American dollars!"

*CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*

Navy: "How about three rifle bullets? How's that grab ya?"

lahru said...

Wells stated. I myself wondered why our Navy had not just showed up, kicked ass and let the sorting out up to the cloud guy. And I think my opinion is tainted by the recent past and allowed myself to be influenced by a government that did everything for all the wrong readons. Like those sailors were more interested in what's for dinner than saving Mr. Philips. And I aploigize for that.

Anonymous said...

See, you can't blame the Navy, as they had to wait for various governmental fucktards to decide what the proper, politically safe action was.

I'll bet they were pissed as Hell waiting for various REMFs to pull their heads out of their asses.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'll bet it was more of a matter of waiting for a chance to shoot all of them simultaneously. That probably entails a lot of waiting.

Three dead, one to be returned to a long life in Federal prison.