CIA: "It Is Against Our Values to Lie to Congress."

That's what CIA chief Panetta said.

So the CIA tortured and abused people, held them in secret prisons for years on end, beat them to death and committed Lord knows whatever unspeakable and depraved acts at the whim of of Vice President Dick "the Impaler" Cheney, but they absolutely drew the line at lying to Congress?

Give me a fucking break.