Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, June 26, 2009

Justice Department: The Douchebaggery Continues

The Justice Department is trying to keep notes of an interview with former Vice President Dick the Torturer out of the public eye because they are afraid of being made fun of by the Daily Show. One of the Justice Department lawyers argued this during a hearing
"I don't want a future vice president to say, 'I'm not going to cooperate with you because I don't want to be fodder for "The Daily Show." ' "
They are afraid of being the target of comedians? Call the Waaaaabulance!


What a bunch of pussies. Comedians have been making fun of politicians for longer than any of us have been alive. Jon Steward is having none of it.

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1 comment:

BadTux said...

What kind of wus politicians do we have anyhow, that comedians scare the piss out of them?

- Badtux the "Cowards, anyone?" Penguin