Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Caturday Preloaded

George is attending to a little personal grooming. It takes work to look that fine when you are a 13 year old cat (his birthday was last week.)

Jake is also attending to his appearance. Cats try to look good, they take great pains about their grooming, and they'll slit open another critter without a second thought.


Gracie is bored.



(I have been away this week, this post was uploaded a week ago yesterday.)

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

wow does your george remind me of my george (may he be resting in peace)

carlos isnt as obsessed with cleaning, just with tearing the newspapers apart

Comrade Misfit said...

Have you ever shared a photo of Carlos or your late George?

I have a bunch of photos from this vacation that'll stock a few Caturdays.