Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Barkeep, Gimme a Double Shot of Brain Bleach!

I'm going to need it to get this image out of my head:
Tom Cruise will reportedly team up with pal John Travolta in a remake of the 1960s western Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
The only word that describes this concept is: "Ick."

(H/T)

5 comments:

Marc said...

At least it isn't Midnight Cowboy....

Comrade Misfit said...

Bartender, make that a triple shot!

Ruckus said...

Don't watch anything those two clowns do. Not going to support that crap they call a religion in anyway shape or form.
BTW there's not enough bleach in the world to get that image out.

Anonymous said...

This is how I felt when they floated the idea of Ben Affleck and JLo re-making "Casablanca."

Bartender, just leave the bottle.

SkinnyDennis said...

As far as I'm concerned, they can just go jump off a cliff together.

Pass that bottle down here please.