Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Morans Iz Edjumacating Me!

From the recent Teabaggers for Perry rally:


(H/T)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You ever teach kids?
If no, don't complain.
It's easy to complain but hard to fix things. Money, meet mouth?

Phil said...

Obviously, the sign holder has been home-skulled.

Nangleator said...

Spare the waterboard, spoil the child.

Yogi said...

@SAW,

Yeah, I teach kids.

So?

BadTux said...

Gosh, ya know, I taught kids too, and I can't think that I'd ever let any of my students out in public with a mis-spelled sign. The fact that this kid's parents are too stupid to know how to spell a simple word like that means they are about as qualified as my stupid cross-eyed cat to teach their children. Duh.

Is our childrens learning? In Texas, apparently, home-skooled childrn is not!

- Badtux the Former Teacher Penguin