Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 15, 2010

Proposition: Sen. Chris Dodd is an Idiot

Really. Why cater to the concerns of Republicans if none of them are going to vote for your bill?

On any bill whatsoever.

If the GOP is so dead-set against reforming the financial industry, let them pick that hill to die on.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

Here's how the negotiations should go.

Dodd: Bankers now have to wear shackles and beg for government permission to go to the bathroom.

GOP: No, bankers should be given the keys to the country and be immune to laws.

Dodd: My counter-proposal... All bankers should be jailed for life, replaced with high school chess club members, and all Republicans should have to live in abandoned radium mines. Call it a nuclear option if you want, bitches. Here it comes!

jeff said...

Maybe it's not the GOP. Just maybe, Dodd doesn't want to give up all the cash the banks send his way.

Cujo359 said...

Jeff might be onto something there. My own guess (see comments) is that Dodd will need a job after leaving the Senate. His personal wealth isn't enough to guarantee he won't.