Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Unclear on the Concept; Passover Edition

Carly Fiorina, ex-HP weasel and current candidate running for nomination as the party of Hoover candidate for US Senate from California, sent out a "happy Passover" e-mail with this bit of treyf:
This week, as we break bread and spend time with our families and friends,
She might as well talked about sharing a nice mean of ham and shellfish. I take it that Fiorina is rather short of any Jewish friends who could have clued her in about matzoh and stuff like that there.

Small wonder that she found a home in the party of Hoover.

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