Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 27, 2010

If I Were the CEO of BP, I Wouldn't Want to Talk About a Procedure Known as "Top Kill"

It might give a few bad ideas to some of those shrimpers in the Gulf of Mexico who are going to lose their livelihoods because of the hundred-plus millions of gallons of crude oil spilled by BP.

Just sayin'.

(It's not working, at least not yet.)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Well, they're starting to do a top kill with a junk shot right now. Err... you're right, it sounds like a porno movie, now that I say it out loud. The CEO needs a shot straight to the junk, methinks, just to remind him for a few moments exactly what kind of pain the people whose lives have been destroyed are going to go thru for the rest of their lives...

- Badtux the Non-porn-stach'ed Penguin