Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nut Jobs With Weapons

Some clown from California, armed with a sword, a handgun and carrying a book of Christian teachings, was arrested in Pakistan. He was on a solo quest to find and kill bin Ladin.

Two clowns with guns in their car and no base pass tried to drive onto McGill AFB. What made them think that they could just drive onto a military base as though it was a state park?

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

A book of Christian teachings? Do they mean the bible? If not, why wouldn't he have a Bible? Why would he have anything that gives him away?

This is a bad mashup of 700 Club and Splinter Cell.