Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Some People Need to Get a Frakkin' Life

Michael Jackson is dead. He's been dead for a year.

Get the fuck over it.

Move on.  Find another goddamned pop star or princess to obsess over.

6 comments:

Lockwood said...

No, no! Don't! Nothing good has ever come of obsessing over pop stars and princesses. Witness Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc, etc, etc. Just stop already!

squatlo said...

Hell, in these parts they're still mourning the death of Elvis... and his house still draws more tourists than all but one private home in America. (nothing like getting ripped off by a dead hillbilly, right?)

deadstick said...

Death is a great career move for these guys. While they're alive, they make a shitload of money and squander at least 0.9 shitloads. Then they die, and within a year the estate is floating in money...

Mule Breath said...

I could care less about MJ. Farrah died the same day. I WILL miss her.

Bluezy said...

OMG It has been a year? Oh, thanks my MJ clock must of got lost in my don't give a fuck drawer!

BobG said...

Michael who?