Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Oy.

A friend of mine is going to have her floors refinished.

I am going to have two guest cats. That will mean for a week or so, I will have five cats here.

I must be certifiable.
Posted by on or about 16:47
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4 comments:

Mule Breath said...

You were certifiable with just the first three.

8/26/2010 8:30 PM
BadTux said...

If you have one cat, you have one cat.
If you have two cats, well, the first cat needed some company while you were at work, that's all.
If you have three cats, people start looking at you oddly.
If you have five cats, you're that crazy cat lady down the street.

Sorry, EBM. That's just how the kitty tumbles :).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
(Word verification: catera)

8/26/2010 10:26 PM
Anonymous said...

LOL, well, if you aren't now, you will be soon!

8/27/2010 3:54 PM
Nangleator said...

Perhaps a snorkel is in order, to prevent a fuzzy nighttime asphyxiation.

8/27/2010 4:19 PM

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