Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 16, 2010

A Message of Holiday Cheer to Every Politician Who Ever Voted to Provide Tax Breaks or Incentives or Assistance to American Companies To Help Them Move Jobs to Other Nations:

May you die soon, painfully, and often.

Enjoy your holidays, asswipes.

4 comments:

Tim said...

And may Santa pull a home invasion on them...

Nangleator said...

And may circumstances result in them working as janitor in those foreign factories, serving those foreign workers.

Phil said...

All of those bastards should be keepin' Bernie Made-off (with a lot of fuckin' money) company for the next 150 years.

Eck! said...

I vote for:

May you live long and painfully.


That way they can wish to be dead.

Eck!