Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Why Aren't These Banksters Doing Hard Time?

Fraud, double-dealing, you name it, they were doing it.

You can bet that if they stole fifty bucks from the till, they'd be doing time, all right. But no, they defrauded their own bank and it investors and for that, they walked away with huge bonuses. No shock, the SEC under Chimpy did nothing. Not that they would, now.

Who says crime doesn't pay?

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Oh dear EBM, I thought you were in the law field? Surely by now you know that prison is for the little people, not for the Masters of the Universe. Sheesh!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

montag said...

Bank crimes have been a hallmark of the Bush family for a long time. The shame is that we think of them as normal nowadays.