Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 14, 2011

GOP- "We Don't Need to Monitor No Stinkin' Tsunamis!"

That's what the Anti-Science Party maintains, as t-he Confederates are trying to shut down the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center.

Because nobody dies from tsunamis or, for that matter, volcanoes.

What's next for those short-sighted, ignorant fools, are they going to ground the fleet of hurricane hunting aircraft? Oh, sorry, that was meant to be hyperbole. It isn't.

(H/T)

3 comments:

Allan S said...

You see the plan, right? Get rid of the sciences then the religeous insitutions can edumafacate the people on how the world really runs....Allan

montag said...

And how soon before pilots have to do their own weather forecasting?

Nangleator said...

I'm mildly confused about this. Because the oligarchy has all the good lots on the coasts... You'd figure they'd want what remains of civilization to benefit them, no?