Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 4, 2011

Hooray for the CEO and Banksters and Fuck Those Teachers

Fox News stands up for the CEOs and the banksters because "they have contracts" and then demands that the contracts with teachers be broken.

Jon Stewart brings the Hammer of Irony to bear on Fox over how they are so willing to stand up for the rich, the CEOs and the banksters but they want to hammer teachers, though Comedy Central split it into two.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Crisis in the Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogThe Daily Show on Facebook


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Crisis in the Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer - Teachers and Wall Street
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical Humor & Satire BlogThe Daily Show on Facebook

And the "moment of zen":

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Moment of Zen - Public Employee Union vs. Wall Street Bonus Contracts
www.thedailyshow.com
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1 comment:

Cirze said...

Funny how the contracts of public servants who have served over 20 years are superfluous, trivial(!), but the contracts of banksters who've only been at the stealing for a short time are sacred isn't it?

Or not.

Whatever you can push hard on the Faux Snooze wins!

Love ya,

S