Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 7, 2011

How to Keep a Republican Majority

The idea: Deny the right to vote to anyone who might disagree with you.

"Democracy" to Republicans means "voting for Republicans." Which doesn't make them much different than Saddam Hussein in that regard.

3 comments:

Cirze said...

Who was a very good, reliable friend to them for over 20 years (until he crossed them, of course).

And I understand he wasn't surprised when they crossed him.

S

Bridget Magnus said...

True enough. Remember how shocked JUST SHOCKED the Bush Administration was that when the Palestinians held an election, they elected the "wrong" party?

Anonymous said...

Nor better than Gaddafi.