Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

"There Will Be a Five Month Hold For the Beginning of the Rapture-- This Is Rapture Launch Control"

This was probably foreseeable: Harold "I Was Five Months Off" Camping is doubling down on his prediction by throwing in another step in the process: A delay between the pronouncement of judgment and sentencing.

On October 22nd, the excuse will probably be that there was a delay printing at the verdict forms at Ye Celestial Printe Shoppe.

Anyone who buys this rusted-out Pinto of Prophecy this time around truly has rocks in their head.

3 comments:

J. said...

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Eck! said...

Rapture my butt, those that claim it are just being picked up by alien
visitors with a taste for meat. Hey, it is just as plausible.

Eck!

montag said...

I think Chief Dan George did the Rapture thing best at the end of "Little Big Man" when he climbed the mountain to die and didn't.

Sometimes the magic works and sometimes it doesn't.