Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Guest

I had a visitor over the weekend. The cats had varying reactions.

Gracie hid, either behind my bed or under the couch.

Jake apparently figured that a visitor meant two more hands to pet him, so he made the most of it.

George has the sniffles or a cold or allergies. In the past, he has not cottoned to this particular person. One time, when I had an apartment with two bathrooms, he would drop a turd each morning in guest bathroom. This time, he was mostly fine and wanted to be petted.

Except the first night: George jumped up onto the guest bed at 0300. He put his face right next to hers and then sneezed.

What we did: Shooting, flying and baking. It was a good time.

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