Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, September 5, 2011

Caturday Extra: Literature Edition


Gracie was trying to pull out the bookmark so that she could eat it.

Here's a question: Do your cats want to eat your eyeballs?

5 comments:

BadTux said...

Cats, alas, have no appreciation for fine literature. They make up for it by being cuddly and furry and purry though :).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Unknown said...

Maybe it tastes like the undead....

Nangleator said...

It's not the smell they like. It's the texture.

Don't think about how they know they like the texture.

Anonymous said...

Eyeballs, no. They start with the lips. You really don't want to know how I know this.

Comrade Misfit said...

William, I would have to guess that there was someone who died in a home with cats and that the only food available for the cats was the corpse of the dearly departed.

Reminds me of a story I heard: There was a wife with a very abusive husband. He shot her to death and then turned the gun on himself. The bodies were not discovered for a few days. They had cats and dogs. The animals left her body alone and they ate his.