Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Happy 5772!

May it be better for you and your family than 5771!

(In case you need to buy a clue.)

3 comments:

Bridget Magnus said...

Happy New Year to you too!

(And thanks for reminding me to send a card to my mom, oy)

Eck! said...

May there be plentiful water, honey, apples and Pomegranates at your table and long life.

Many years ago when was very young we would bring this to friends on this day.


Eck!

Chuck Pergiel said...

Thanks for the clue. This day was used in a legal strategy the other day on "The Good Wife". Just in case you ever watch lawyers on TV.