Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

"In Sickness and In Health, Until Death Do Us Part.
Unless You Get a Terminal Disease. Then You're On Your Own, Bitch."

Or "asshole", as the case may be.

For those would seem to be the wedding vows endorsed by Rev. "Lesbian Judges Caused 9-11" Robertson:
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says divorcing a spouse with Alzheimer's disease is justifiable because sufferers are "like a walking death."
"Cut and Run Christianity" at its finest. Sounds as though that particular Biblefied Bigot is setting himself up to endorse ol' Newt, who allegedly has his own personal experience with that sort of thing.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

But if you're payin' all those medical bills, how are you supposed to tithe? Priorities, Woman. Priorities!

Comrade Misfit said...

If I had to guess, I'd guess that either a member of his family or a wealthy donor wants to dump a spouse that has Alzheimer's.

Moral, after all, are for the other guy. IOKIYAR still applies.

Vannevar said...

I do believe that he's following Newt.s moral leadership here.

BadTux said...

Oh my. Newt is a politician, politicians are *supposed* to be reptiles (and Newt is, Newt is). But Pat Robertson sez he's a man of JEEEEEzus, by gawd. JEEEEEzus apparently being, like, this manly rich man who wouldn't put up with some whiny chick with the disease of the month, as vs. being this skinny carpenter dude who, like, went around curing people's illnesses and shit.

Pat Robertson gets my "Republican Lizard Person of the Week" award, winning out over the "yes let him die!" yeller at the Teabagger Circus err "debate" earlier this week. So much sociopathy on display this week, it's stunning...

- Badtux the Lizard-observin' Penguin