Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Tell Me About It!

Yeah, been there, done that:
"Geez, I wish I had marketable skills and the interpersonal skills to market them."
Got the t-shirt, too.

I am absolutely horrible when it comes to selling myself. When I get asked questions like "why should we hire you", my impulse is to answer "you probably could do a lot worse."

1 comment:

Chuck Pergiel said...

If they are asking questions like that they are stupid efs and you don't want to work for them anyway. But since you've invested your time and energy talking to these maggots, tell them "I can do the job. If you just want someone to drink your Kool-aid, hire someone else."