Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Food-Based Condiments That Should Be Served in the Fox News Cafeteria

Mustard gas. Cyanide. Ricin. (H/T)

Almost anything is hazardous if you concentrate it enough. Chemists say that it's the dose that kills you. I wonder what would happen to blithering idiots like Megyn Kelly if she was dropped into a hyperbaric chamber on pure oxygen for four atmospheres. (Just looked it up: Blindness and death.) Drinking too much water results in water intoxication, which has killed people.

But why am I going on about this? Everyone should know by now that Fox News is a pro-police state propaganda channel, unless, of course, the cops are going after the Tea party. Then they revert into civil libertarians.

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