Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Idiot With a Gun

A man was hospitalized on Christmas Eve after shooting himself while using the bathroom, police said
. The idiot is a convicted felon, so he's probably going to be staying in the Crossbar Hotel for a few years. Like this guy.

4 comments:

w3ski said...

Of course you have heard of the "Darwin Awards" for those that do their own job of removing themselves from the evolutionary tree.
Two more entries here, if they had killed themselves they might have won an award.
w3ski

BadTux said...

Dying isn't necessary to remove male idiots from the gene pool, w3ski. Just hitting the correct piece of the male anatomy with a bullet fired from a gun jammed into your waistband will manage that quite tidily ;).

- Badtux the "the only gun in *my* pants *belongs* there!" Penguin

Ruckus said...

I don't mind idiots carrying guns as long as the only people they shoot are themselves. In fact I wish they'd do it more often. Brings up the average for the rest of us.
I notice he said he forgot the gun was in his waistband. Fat lot of good it would have been for protection if he couldn't remember where it was. Unfortunately the world is not less one more moron.

w3ski said...

"Point" taken, and Very True.
Hahahahaha
w3ski