Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Caturday

Jake, napping on his favorite chair.


Still and quiet feline form,
In the sun, asleep and warm.
His tail is limp, his whiskers drooped.
Man, what could make this cat so pooped?
-Calvin, of Calvin & Hobbes.

I couldn't find that particular strip, so this one will have to do.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

Is this a new member of the family?

Comrade Misfit said...

No, that's good ol' Jake. I'll edit the post to add in his name.

w3ski said...

I have 5 new babies from a "ferral" mom. I am in heaven. They are so sweet and just starting to get personalities.
They are so very cute and sweet and they are only 3 weeks old!
w3ski

lisahgolden said...

He is so peaceful there all curled up. And the poem asks the best question of all.